Navigation Guru Pillows

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'The only good advice I got all day was from my GPS.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Recalculating route..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

You are here.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I am not asking for directions."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'