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'That's strange - The sat nav says we've reached our destination but I don't see a massive concrete wall anywhere!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Saved...life is good!

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!