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Line, area and volume

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."