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Cramped airport departure lounge.

Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate.

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Sod off Home Hour

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

"Sorry. Full."

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

The Conversation Cafe

"I forgot to charge him."

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'Don't get involved.'

"Land ahoy!"