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' Pol Meeting'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

How to engage an audience

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Justice for a heckler.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

Sod off Home Hour

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

"Sorry. Full."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.