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' Pol Meeting'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

How to engage an audience

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

"Sorry. Full."

Sod off Home Hour

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'