Crowd Controllers T-Shirts

The public and private lives of a football steward

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Stadium usher of the month.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Reverse speech

' Pol Meeting'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I was malled.'

"It's not the crowd control that worries me...it's the changing ends at half time"

Greed Fair

"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

Security guard disperses football team.

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

The road-side on the Derby day

Miracle on 34th street.

You must be as dumb as this post to sit in this section.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

Long queue.