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'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

Social Networking Explained.

Stadium usher of the month.

'If you think of your target group as a 'tribe,' then from these comments, your site is Little Big Horn, and you're Custer.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

Reverse speech

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

' Pol Meeting'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I was malled.'

@Village

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

The public and private lives of a football steward

Security guard disperses football team.

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.