Crowd Motivator T-Shirts

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Office Politics

How to engage an audience

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Justice for a heckler.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'