Crowd Motivator Gifts

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Office Politics

How to engage an audience

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Martin Jol

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."