Diy Crowd Creator Gifts

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Justice for a heckler.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Now! That's very good sweety!

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Underground cartoonist'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Reverse speech

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

' Pol Meeting'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I was malled.'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.