Crowd Control Gifts

Stadium usher of the month.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

' Pol Meeting'

Reverse speech

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'I was malled.'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Greed Fair

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

The public and private lives of a football steward

Security guard disperses football team.