Crowd Control Gifts

Stadium usher of the month.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Reverse speech

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

' Pol Meeting'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

'I was malled.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

Greed Fair