Crowd Handling Gifts

"I don't know why I go to that mall! It's always crowded!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

Stadium usher of the month.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

Reverse speech

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

' Pol Meeting'

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'