Crowd Behavior Gifts

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dog Park / Cat Park

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I hate it when we fight."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

When protons collide...

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Mind if we play through?'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"Is this your work?"

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'