Crowd Dynamics Gifts

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Victorian Pub Scene

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

"Impressive brawl skills."

Aging and birth rate in the population

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Greed Fair

"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

The public and private lives of a football steward