Audience Dynamics Gifts

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

How to engage an audience

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"That concludes my presentation. I'll now open this up for some answers."

Intramission

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

David Letterman

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

Public speaking

"Some are born old."

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Next time, don't start the presentation by asking, 'Can you tolerate ambiguity?'!"

A human cannon with an extended clip

"What I'd give for a heckler!"

'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?'