Mature Audience Fans Gifts

"Some are born old."

Taking a peek at the audience

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The end of innocence

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"They say you're only as old as your face."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Boy, Interrupted.

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Old Men on Rockers.

A human cannon with an extended clip

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

Those guys are too green; I'm waiting for Mister Ripe.

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

'Now, why did I cross over here?' Middle-aged Chicken.

'Does my bum look big on this'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

Do Not Touch

An audience with an audience!