Age-defying Fans Gifts

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

Multi-Generational Books

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Still hip, but not much hop.

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"They say you're only as old as your face."

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Wrong shelf.

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

Helpful Dinosaurs

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)