Age-defying Enthusiasts Gifts

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

The end of innocence

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

She IS a raisin

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Wrong shelf.

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

Mobility Park.

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

Boy, Interrupted.

"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"

'The only thing that gets easier as you grow older is getting tired.'

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'