Coming-of-age Enthusiasts Gifts

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Midlife: You Are Here.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

The end of innocence

The Inner Dog.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

New Age Pit Bull

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'