Youth Enthusiasts Gifts

'If only there were 15 months in a year, I'd still be 30...'

'We finally found the Fountain of Youth! This means we can become young enough to get our insurance rates reduced. Well, say something!'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Boy on father's knee

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Apple Kiss

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

High pants/Low pants.

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

The Children Are Our Future!

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Propriety

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'