Young At Heart Enthusiast Gifts

Boyishly old

"What's wrong, little buddy?" "Some stupid kid called me 'old.'" "I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young." "I've been young since way before he was even born." "He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is." "Might be time for us to have a little talk."

"So...what do you want to be when you grow up?..."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Elderly People

Boy on father's knee

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

The end of innocence

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

A day at the races

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'