Youth Enthusiast Gifts

Turned 30

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Mass Travel

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Over-reaction Man.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

High pants/Low pants.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

The Children Are Our Future!

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."