Youthful Enthusiast Gifts

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Child driving a toy car

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Botox."

Elderly People

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The end of innocence

Flava Superba

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Over-reaction Man.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Taking to the sky...