Youthful Enthusiast Prints

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Child driving a toy car

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Botox."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Elderly People

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The end of innocence

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Over-reaction Man.

Flava Superba

Taking to the sky...

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"