Youthfulness Aficionado Prints

"Botox."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Modern Kids.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Over-reaction Man.

Saguaro Cacti.

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

How to injury yourself as an adult

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."