Young Love Aficionado Prints

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

George Michael

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Tongue in the ear...

Elton John

Love Birds love just being together

"Botox."

Boy on father's knee

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Justin Timberlake

Banana Smoothie

You just keep giving.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I even love the way you snore!'