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"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"Call me?"

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Botox."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Boy on father's knee

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

I can't bear to be without you.

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Famous Like Song

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'