Young Love Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

Boy on father's knee

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

Apple Kiss

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"You complete me, Barbara."

A couple holding hands

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Heart is sewn back together.

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

Woman carrying a love heart

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."