Love Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Our secret? Medicinal sex.'

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's a lack of love on the planet!"

Oh, don't worry about the mess, Mom... this will be your best Valentines Day card EVER!

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Cupid's Arrow

Thank you Mum...

Love as a prophylaxis against Coronavirus

A bow and arrow is so 18th-century

Bear Costume

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Boy on father's knee

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.