Love Enthusiasts Pillows

'Our secret? Medicinal sex.'

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's a lack of love on the planet!"

Oh, don't worry about the mess, Mom... this will be your best Valentines Day card EVER!

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Cupid's Arrow

Thank you Mum...

Love as a prophylaxis against Coronavirus

A bow and arrow is so 18th-century

Bear Costume

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Romantic Tree Carving

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'