Love Life Enthusiasts Pillows

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

Escort Agency: 2 for 1 special offer - pay for 1 girl and get a second to join you free!

'I guess I must be the early bird.'

'How's your love life, Stud Buddy?' - 'Not bad. I'm nailing four women at the moment.' - 'Isn't that a bit risky?' - 'Why?' - 'Well, what if they find out about each other?' - 'What makes you think I'm seeing them separately?'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Boy on father's knee

You make me want to be a better bum.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Heart is sewn back together.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Dreaming of Love