Love Life Enthusiasts Prints

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

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'I guess I must be the early bird.'

'How's your love life, Stud Buddy?' - 'Not bad. I'm nailing four women at the moment.' - 'Isn't that a bit risky?' - 'Why?' - 'Well, what if they find out about each other?' - 'What makes you think I'm seeing them separately?'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Dialogue

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Dreaming of Love

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

Heart is sewn back together.

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

A couple holding hands