Young Love Enthusiasts Pillows

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

Boy on father's knee

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

Apple Kiss

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

A couple holding hands

Dreaming of Love

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Heart is sewn back together.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Woman carrying a love heart

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

You are cordially invited...

Love Birds love loving each other

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'