Young Love Aficionados Pillows

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Tongue in the ear...

Boy on father's knee

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Be my Valentine?'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'How much for NO stems?'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"This new guy's really good!"

Apple Kiss

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