Teen Love Enthusiasts Pillows

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Heart is sewn back together.

Dreaming of Love

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Woman carrying a love heart

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

You are cordially invited...