Teen Love Enthusiasts Gifts

Can you meet me tonight? Umm

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

Heart is sewn back together.

Cupid

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"You complete me, Barbara."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Woman carrying a love heart

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

When comedians propose marriage.