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"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Heart is sewn back together.

Dreaming of Love

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You complete me, Barbara."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

How to feel confident in love & war

When comedians propose marriage.

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'