Young Love Devotee T-Shirts

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

Playground reputation.

Boy on father's knee

Scot holding a heart.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Peter Gabriel

One book... One book... One book...

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Apple Kiss

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'They're all for you.'

Propriety

Thriller of the Week

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'