Young Love Devotee Mugs

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

Playground reputation.

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Scot holding a heart.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

One book... One book... One book...

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Apple Kiss

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'They're all for you.'

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Propriety

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Thriller of the Week

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'