Young Love Hopeful Mugs

'Frankly, Doctor, I wish she'd quit horses and go to boys!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Playground reputation.

Social Networking.

First love.

Sex Education

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

He loves me...

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'