Young Love Hopeful Gifts

'Frankly, Doctor, I wish she'd quit horses and go to boys!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Playground reputation.

Social Networking.

First love.

Spring Break.

Sex Education

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Apple Kiss

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'