Young Lover Mugs

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

Playground reputation.

First love.

Social Networking.

Boy on father's knee

Sex Education

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Apple Kiss

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Scooter Romance

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."