Young Lovers Mugs

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

Playground reputation.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Social Networking.

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

He loves me...

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Apple Kiss

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'