Young Lovers Gifts

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

Social Networking.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Playground reputation.

Boy on father's knee

Spring Break.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

He loves me...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Apple Kiss

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."