Young Love Gifts

"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

"Bobby Roberts punched you at recess and again at lunch? He must really like you!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

Apple Kiss

'May I carry your tablet to school for you?'

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"Don't think I'm easy Otis. Just because I'm inviting you in for sex, don't think you're getting coffee as well."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Playground reputation.

Social Networking.

First love.

Spring Break.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

He loves me...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'