Young Love Adventurer Gifts

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Would you like some wings?"

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Playground reputation.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

First love.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Childhood

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'