Young Romance Adventurer Gifts

"Don't think I'm easy Otis. Just because I'm inviting you in for sex, don't think you're getting coffee as well."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Would you like some wings?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Asking out a palm reader.

Child driving a toy car

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'