Young Romance Adventurer T-Shirts

"Don't think I'm easy Otis. Just because I'm inviting you in for sex, don't think you're getting coffee as well."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Would you like some wings?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'