Young Couples Mugs

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Social Networking.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Spring Break.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

One Way - Yield

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."