Couple With Young Children Mugs

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Early Night Club

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"Your turn to put them to bed."

Not Rapunzel.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Our special place.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"No, I don't think we need counseling. This is our first date."

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'