Couple With Young Children Mugs

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Technology is for babies!"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Early Night Club

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

"Your turn to put them to bed."

Not Rapunzel.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Our special place.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"No, I don't think we need counseling. This is our first date."

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.